24 April 2014

New series! Slutty Outfit Efficiency Reports!

Ever put an outfit together hoping that it would get you laid in no time? And then you went hanging out in your favourite naughty place and… nothing happened… Yeah, you've been there too, right? *grins*
Well, I decided to put the outfits I made for this to test. And of course, for the test results to be accurate, I had to set up a strict test protocol. Here it is:
  • Once the outfit is put together, I'll go to a naughty place of my choice - I know quite a few *grins*. The place will not be tgirl oriented, and neither will it be lesbian or gay oriented. I have nothing against tgirls, lesbians or gays obviously, but the test has to be accurate: the people hanging out there should not be looking for a girl with a cock, or the test would be biased - we're testing the outfit, not me. *giggles*.
  • The outfit will show off my bits, and I'll make sure it's crystal clear that I have an extra-part by showing it off shamelessly (I love my work *giggles*). From there, I'll see what happens: how many people contact me, how it goes, what they say about the outfit, and of course, if I end up getting laid and if the person(s) I end up with are good at it - a silent guy is probably wanking, which means he might have been horny from the start and has only jumped on the first occasion to shove his cock inside something looking female enough *grins*.
  • At the end of the 'experience', a rating will be given, considering all of the above: number of persons hitting on me, number of persons with whom I actually got laid, quality of the intercourse, etc… Of course, photos will be taken.
There will be one blog post for each outfit put on test. It will always include the following items:
  • Two photos of the outfit, one from the front, the other one from the back, just for you to get a better view of my a… errrr, of the outfit, of course. *grins*
  • A description of the outfit as I'm used to doing them in my blog posts.
  • The photos that I took during my test with some comments about what actually happened. Faces on the photos will be pixelated to protect the innocent, or at least those pretending to be. Remember these are actual people, not actors, so please excuse the bad colour matching or freebie bits. *giggles*
  • The verdict, with a rating.
Here are the ratings I'll use:
I waited, and waited and waited, but just nothing happened, not even an IM…
 A few IMs, but nothing serious happened.
IMs, things almost starting but finally not really happening, or guys ending up running away screaming  because they hadn't noticed what I am. *giggles*
Nice contacts, some sex, but nothing exceptional, like only horny silent guys… But better than nothing anyway.
 Nice contacts, nice sex, motivated guys, not only wanking while watching SL.
 Great contacts and great sex! Had a really nice time and enjoyed myself a lot!
Things got in the way, like RL interruptions, SL crashes or bugs, on my side or on my partners', and it's difficult to say anything about the outfit.

As you can see, all this looks very serious. *giggles* I'll definitely try to have some naughty fun anyway though… *grins* See you all soon for the first test!

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